Target gives me life...and runs me broke.

Target. #bae. 

You've done it. You've strolled the aisles of Target filling up that bright red cart with things you need (Duh!) to make your home (and body...helloooo adorable t shirt dresses!) look amazing. Tell me you've done it! 

No? You've never done this? Get outta here! We've all done it! 

Then there's people like me. People who take this whole "Target is life" thing to another level. What level you ask? Oh...just the level of ridiculousness where you redecorate your ENTIRE house via Target.com, send it to a wishlist, and come back to Earth. Yep. That just happened. #oops

But in my defense...

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Image: Target

This was their opening number. Cute cat (that looks like Jimmy and Emma made adorable babies) perched upon a bad ass chair gazing outside at what I can only assume is gorgeous white snow that I will never ever see living here in Louisiana. Hook.Line.Sinker. Oh...did I mention we got another cat? *eye roll*

So about this new home decor...

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Image: Target

In my own little fantasy world, Nigel (our very large and in charge Great Dane) would wipe his paws before he came inside and I could own a light colored rug. For now, I'll keep dreaming. But one day, I will own this beaut! 

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Image: Target

I also suck terribly at keeping plants alive so I'm DEFINITELY living a fantasy with this whole "let's own succulents and make this place a home" thing. Ten points for fake plants from Tar-jay! And how about that chair?! My tush would love that thing! Jimmy would totes destroy it. But I would love it for the 6 1/2 minutes that I could enjoy it. 

See...that whole living in a fantasy thing. It's my life. 

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Image: Target

Part of me thinks this chair would be comfortable and part of me thinks it would just sit there and look pretty. I would love to say this could be my reading nook, but I don't read because I don't have free time because my life is a hot mess. So let's just "ooh" and "ahh" over how nice it looks and then move on to the chair below. Which does in fact look comfortable. So much so that I think I will actually (in real life) purchase it to use as a makeup chair. Perfect right?! 

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Image: Target

 

But enough about chairs. Who even has that much time to sit around? Let's talk about organization. I've come to the conclusion that I have zero green. Zero green as in...I want to be organized, I like organization, but I lack the ability to get organized. This is a problem for my red self. 

(If you're wondering why I'm spewing out colorful word vomit, it's because I'm obsessed with personality colors. You should totally go take the test and report back with your results. It's so eye opening!)

Anyway...organization. I lack it. I need help. This looks like it would help. I need it. 

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Image: Target

Seems simple enough. Grab a storage cube thingy. Grab a few wooden crates. Throw all of your crap in said crates. ORGANIZATION! 

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Image: Target

Then you can sit on your comfy couch and wrap yourself in this AMAZING sweater blanket (that I totally just ordered in real life) and stare at your handy organization. Right? #inaperfectworld 

Speaking of couches...

HolysexycouchNateBerkuswillyoumarryme? Y'all! I want to lounge out on this thing, then wrap myself in my new sweater blanket, and roll my eyes when Nigel wants to sit next to me. 

Should I save his schmexy collection for another day?

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Image: Target


 

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